Humor.휴계실

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P a o l o 2009. 10. 7. 15:15

Would you remarry? Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' W : 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' H : 'Of course I do.' W : 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' H : 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' W : 'You would? (with a hurt look) H : (makes audible groan) W : 'Would you live in our house?' H : 'Sure. It's a great house.' W : 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' H : 'Where else would we sleep?' W : 'Would you let her drive my car?' H : 'Probably. It is almost new.' W : 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' H : 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' W : 'Would you give her my jewelry?' H : 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.' W : 'Would you take her golfing with you?' H : 'Yes. Those are always good times.' W : 'Would she use my clubs?' H : 'No. She's left-handed.' W : - SILENCE - H : '. SHIT ! ! !'

언능 심어요~ 모든 편지를 검열 받는 교도소 의 죄수가 어느날 아내로부터 편지를 받았다... "당신이 없으니 너무 힘들어요.. 밭에 감자를 심고 싶은데, 일할 사람이 없어요" 아내의 편지를 받고, 죄수는 이렇게 답장을 써서 보냈다. "여보, 우리집 텃밭은 어떤 일이 있어도 파헤치면 안되요! 거기에 내가 총과 많은 금괴를 묻어놓았기 때문이오..." * * * * 며칠 후, 아내에게서 편지가 왔다. "여보 큰일 났어요! 수사관들이 여섯 명이나 들이 닥쳐서 다짜고짜 우리 텃밭을 구석구석 파헤쳐 놓았어요." 죄수는 즉시 답장을 써보냈다. * * * * "그럼 됐소~... 언능 감자를 심어요...ㅋㅋㅋ..."

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